the scootabug virus

Alright, here’s something for all the Home and Away/Neighbours fans.  Just follow these steps and find out something about yourself you’d have never known before today!

Write down the answer to the following questions:

1. How many years have you been watching Home and Away?
2. How many years have you been watching Neighbours?
3. How many nights per week do you watch?
4. Now, add your answer from question number 1 and question number 2 together, then multiply it by your answer from question number 3.  I.e. (10 + 10) * 5 = 50.

Finally, take your IQ (if you don’t know it, try doing a test at http://www.iqtest.com) and then add this to your answer from question 4.  I.e. IQ of 100 plus 50.

This is what your IQ would be if you hadn’t wasted all that time watching such shit TV shows.  Yep, you’d have been better off hitting yourself in the head with a brick for an hour each night instead of watching that shit.

Be sure to forward this to everyone who watches Home and Away and/or Neighbours religiously!!!

And who wouldn’t? All I need is a bad haircut where my fringe is really long an cut diagonally across my face, a little clump of hair at the back I’m pretty sure the hairdresser just plain ol’ forgot about, a black jacket, black skinny jeans even though I’m a lardass, a bad attitude so when I go home and sit in my bedroom, turn the lights off, listen to the cure as I cut myself and my tears cause the blood to run into my got-any-blacker shirt, all while I think back to that guy who sat near us at lunch and didn’t consider killing himself today just to teach his parents a lesson, see mum, you should have let me hang out all night even though I’m only sixteen and stupid, and anyway who does that guy think he is with his backpack and tie dressed all clever and shit, prolly thinks he owns the fucken world with spiky hair and shiny shoes, smiling and enjoying himself, making money living in the real world, with resposibilities. Shut your face dickweed omg now he’s eating fruit, pretentious asshole. I’m gonna go listen to Nick Cave now so why don’t you like, shut up.

I expect to die and my sleep and will be mightily disappointed if I wake up to a Monday morning.

Sent from my iPhone. Not from a Nokia.