the scootabug virus

It was your decision to give us a drought for ten years. Don’t start feeling guilty now and pay us back by flooding the shit out of us in one weekend. Who do you think we are…Pakistan? I know we’ve got a lot of ‘em coming over in boats but you may have taken that the wrong way. They swear to one of their many gods they’re going to buy cars when they get here.

Anyway, ease off a bit. This is Albury, not fucken Venice.